The terms “legend” and “icon” often get thrown around loosely these days, but if there’s one man deserving of such recognition, it’s the one and only Chuck Norris. It’s nearly impossible to describe the entire impact he’s had on the entertainment and martial arts worlds (among many other things) in simply one article, but I’ll do the best I can to lend at least one perspective here.
If you grew up in the ’80s/90s like myself, then surely you remember the days when weekends were filled with macho films in the likes of Missing in Action and The Delta Force overtaking cable networks like TBS. As with Schwarzenegger or Stallone, these movies felt like a rite of passage at the time.
Norris began life as Carlos Ray Norris in Ryan, Oklahoma on March 10, 1940. The oldest of three brothers (his youngest brother, Weiland, was later killed in action in Vietnam), he joined the United States Air Force in 1958, where he was an Air Policeman and first began learning martial arts in the form of Tang Soo Do. After his time in the military, Norris settled in California, where he began competing in martial arts competitions and even started his own karate school.
A brief appearance in the 1968 film The Wrecking Crew lead to his on-screen battle with the legendary Bruce Lee in 1972’s The Way of the Dragon, a breakout moment for him no doubt. The sky seemed to be the limit from then on, with starring roles in the likes of 1977’s Breaker! Breaker! and 1978’s Good Guys Wear Black paving the way to superstardom.
By the 1980’s, Norris was hitting his stride, with Lone Wolf McQuade (1983), Code of Silence (1985), Invasion U.S.A. (1985), Firewalker (1986), and the previously-mentioned Missing in Action and Delta Force films – which each spawned a franchise of their own – solidifying his tough guy reign at the box office. By the early ’90s, Norris was in homes across the nation on the small screen via Walker, Texas Ranger, which ran for eight seasons from 1993-01. (I can remember watching I believe the premiere episode the night it came on at my grandmother’s house when I was still a kid.)
Invasion U.S.A. postcard from the author’s personal collection featuring Chuck Norris and a quote from the 1985 film.
There’s a memory that sticks with me to this day that I always think of whenever discussing Norris. I was maybe twelve years old and in the hospital, having a (very painful) central IV line installed in my arm that was proving easier said than done. In the background on the TV set in my room, Missing In Action 2: The Beginning was playing. Life imitated art at that exact moment, as I watched Norris’ character being tortured on the screen while it felt like I was enduring a type of torture of my very own. Yet I tried to put on my best “tough guy” face, which I like to think was due in part of the bravado that was on my television screen at the time. (Although I’m fairly certain the procedure had me in tears.)
These days there’s so few newer Hollywood action stars that are as noteworthy or comparable as Norris (most of them are unable to capture my attention to begin with, let alone standout in any noticeable way). Chuck Norris was the embodiment of the prototypical American family man and patriot that loved his family, God, and country in a way that we should each strive to (I’m ashamed to admit I did not fully see the merit in such traditional values until far later in life than I wish I had, but am still learning everyday.) The world may have lost an overall great human being by his loss yesterday, but what’s been gained by his presence these past eighty-six years will no doubt prove immeasurable. Rest in peace Mr. Norris, you earned it.
When it comes to modern action films, I’m so far out of touch with what’s going on these days that many would probably find it laughable. But for my money, I’ll take the near-perfection that was produced in that beloved decade we call the ’80s (and also spilled over into much of the ’90s) over the uber fast-paced and often mindless romps that pass as “action” cinema these days.
Along with the horror genre, there was simply something so exciting and appealing being a kid in the ’80s when coming across that elusive, forbidden R-rated tape in your older brother’s VHS collection. And there was just something even more relate-able when that R-rated flick, often filled with gratuitous sex and violence, contained the themes of the Christmas season in its backdrop.
Over the years Rewind It has no doubt done similar pieces on horror-based and/or more obscure holiday films, but this is the first one dedicated solely to the “tough guys” of the ’80s and early ’90s (some other honorable mentions that didn’t quite make the list also include Night of the Comet (1984) and Batman Returns (1992), excluded for the sake of trying to stay within the more classic “shoot ’em up” variety action flick. So kick off your shoes, spike that eggnog, and enjoy…
10. Dead Bang (1989):
By 1989, Don Johnson was a bona-fide star thanks in part to the hit show Miami Vice, and on paper his first shot as leading man in a feature film should’ve been just as big of a hit. But DeadBang, based on the real life story of LASD Jerry Beck’s pursuit of revenge of a fellow Sheriff’s Deputy’s murder, was more “dead” in the water than a “bang.”
The film actually starts off promising, with Beck’s fellow officer being mysteriously killed in his home on Christmas Eve (hence the holiday connection). But what could’ve been a strong cat-and-mouse hunt, quickly gets muddled down by themes of white supremacy and hate crimes that leads up to an unrealistic one-man showdown. Skip it unless totally desperate.
Penelope Ann Miller listening to Don Johnson ramble on in a scene from 1989’s Dead Bang.
9. I Come in Peace (1990):
Also known in some territories as Dark Angel (the film’s original title), this is one I only vaguely remember after catching scenes from it on cable at a friend’s house back in the day. Basically Dolph Lundgren plays a vice cop in Texas already up to his neck dealing with violent drug crimes when a dealer literally from another world comes to ruin his Christmas cheer.
I wish there was more I could say on behalf of this feature, but it’s been so long there’s not much I even remember now. Perhaps time for a revisiting of the film myself.
8. Cobra (1986):
Sylvester Stallone plays LAPD Lt. Marion “Cobra” Cobretti in this over-the-top ’80s vehicle that’s heavier on hits than it is heart (or plot for that matter). Brigitte Nielsen plays the fashion model who witnesses some serious crimes committed by a dangerous cult, leading to be put under Cobra’s protective care (during the holiday season too, nonetheless).
Watch for the supermarket shootout scene towards the beginning of the film – a definite highlight along with the 1950 Mercury Stallone sports in the film (and of course Nielsen’s famous long legs at the time too, naturally!).
7. Maniac Cop 2 (1990):
Granted more on the horror than action side, this gritty, direct-to-video sequel to 1988’s ManiacCop once again finds the late Robert Z’Dar as the titular anti-hero on a rampage in New York City during Christmas time.
The cast is actually rounded out nicely, with Robert Davi, Claudia Christian, Bruce Campbell, and Michael Lerner all appearing in roles and doing their best to put an end to the killing spree. This is also the only film to the best of my memory that actually features pole dancing at a strip club on Christmas; that alone deserves a spot on this list.
Paula Trickey prior to spreading some adult yuletide cheer in 1990’s Maniac Cop 2.
6. Die Hard 2 (1990):
In the spirit of “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” Die Hard 2 (a.k.a. Die Harder) takes what the original did so well and moves Bruce Willis from a building to an airport, fighting ruthless terrorists with evil agendas on Christmas Eve.
This is standard early – ’90s action viewing with blockbuster written all over it, and even features a pre-Terminator 2 Robert Patrick, as well as a young John Leguizamo. While the original Die Hard will always get the most recognition as a Christmas movie, there’s no doubt the first sequel in the franchise is just as worthy of a winter’s watch.
5. Rocky IV (1985):
Going all the way back to the 1976 original, the Rocky films have never been distant from holiday fare, with the first two films centering around Thanksgiving (in fact, the only one I can really think of without some sort of mention of a holiday is 1982’s Rocky III). But by 1985’s Rocky IV, there was no denying the Christmas connection, with the main event taking place on Christmas day itself.
Sylvester Stallone had perfected the role of the “Italian Stallion” by this point, and Dolph Lundgren as his nemesis Ivan Drago is at his menacing best as the two prepare for their bout in the USSR. And there’s no doubt this entry contains not one, but two of the greatest montages spawned by an ’80s movie (how can you go wrong with the famous shot of Syl screaming “Dragooo!!!” from the top of a mountain at the end of the latter one?).
I also contemplated putting another PG-rated hit in this very same slot, 1984’s The Karate Kid, but decided against it after remembering a large portion of it was also set during Halloween in addition to Christmas.
4. Invasion U.S.A. (1985):
Chuck Norris. Terrorists trying to take over America during Christmas. Need I say more? This was one of those Cannon films often played in regular rotation on cable TV back in the day that was near impossible to pass up on. For my money there’s nothing more festive than the image of Norris holding two Uzi’s in his hand in a shopping mall at Christmas (see photo below).
No one messed with Chuck’s Christmas then, and they sure as hell still wouldn’t dare to now; watch the movie and find out why for yourself.
Chuck Norris gives ’em hell in 1985’s Invasion U.S.A.
3. First Blood (1982):
The one that by all means started it all on this list. Sylvester Stallone (for those keeping count he’s now featured in three of the films on this list) stars as John Rambo, a down and out Vietnam vet just trying to pass through small town America when he’s hassled by the local sheriff (played brilliantly by Brian Dennehy). What ensues is nothing short of mayhem.
There’s no denying this is definitely one of the more “dreary” films on the list, with the setting taking place in a rain-filled Hope, Washington (although actually filmed in British Columbia). But by its conclusion, Rambo is fully lighting up the town (with an arsenal of explosions of course), and just in time for Christmas, too.
2. Lethal Weapon (1987):
Without a doubt one of my favorite action/buddy films of all time, I legitimately struggled with putting 1987’s Lethal Weapon at number one on this list. Viewers are instantly drawn in at its very first sequence, as the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock” introduces us to the image of a beautiful young girl, under-dressed and alone in a hotel room, who quickly throws herself to her own sensless death from the top of a balcony.
The mysterious event sparks an investigation, putting two cops on the total opposites of of the spectrum – Danny Glover as the seasoned cop Roger Murtaugh on the verge of retirement, and Mel Gibson as the loose cannon with a death wish, Martin Riggs – together as partners. The film set the standard for the “buddy cop” sub genre of action films, soon to be duplicated with endless imitations. It’s an all-round flawless picture, with or without Christmas playing any part of it.
And few other movies on this list actually rival the very scene where Tom Atkins’ character is gunned down while holding a carton of eggnog, the bullet simultaneously piercing both (when I met Atkins in 2021, he actually had 8×10’s of this scene available to sign; passing on this shot in favor of a Halloween III-related signature instead was a tough decision indeed). If you’re not already familiar with any of this material, then do yourself a favor and add it to your Christmas list this year a.s.a.p.
Tom Atkins goes out with a seasonal bang in 1987’s Lethal Weapon.
1. Die Hard (1988):
Not the film that started it all, but indeed the one that opened the conversation to begin with. We all know by now that yes, Die Hard is absolutely a Christmas movie (along with its 1990 sequel as previously established in this article), and there should be no question about it by now, with most of us surely having heard the phrase “It’s Die Hard in a (fill in the blank…),” referring to its many copycats since.
If you somehow still haven’t seen it yet, here’s the rundown; Bruce Willis plays NYPD Detective John McClane, who flies out to LA to join his estranged wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) at a company Christmas party in LA. But before the two can even reconcile, the tower is seized by a group of terrorists, lead by the cut-throat Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber. But having not been seen by the group, McClane is able to fight them from within, while informing outside agencies of everything happening on the inside, establishing another famous “buddy cop” relationship between McClane and LAPD Sergeant Al Powell (Reginald VelJohnson).
Between the inclusion of Run-DMC’s “Christmas in Hollis” and the oft-quoted “Now I have a machine gun, Ho-ho-ho” scene, there’s no shortage of Christmas spirit among the many gun fights and explosions throughout the film. It’s first-rate action with plenty of emotional depth tied into it much like Lethal Weapon. Definitely essential viewing this (and every) holiday season.
Terrorist Tony Vreski (portrayed by actor Andreas Wisniewski) is the first of John McClane’s kills in 1988’s Die Hard.
